It was once said by a person greater than I

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

That quote was made by none other than the late, great Ronald Reagan, and the reason I put that quote up is I would like to expound on the basis of that theory with my version.

The five most terrifying words in the english language used by your significant other is, "Honey, we need to talk."